A Canadian in Sweden

.....Except when we aren't.

In which case we accept no responsibility whatsoever. Just because the on-time thing is our company motto doesn't mean you actually expect us to live up to it, does it? Ha ha! Silly, naieve passenger! Of course not! And should we fail to live up to our motto, we will do whatever is necessary to ensure your unscheduled layover is as unpleasant and as expensive as possible. Thank you for enriching our company coffers and we look forward to blackmailing you again the next time you choose our airline.